September 07, 2009

Hold it, hold it, hold it........Danny Stinks

I am sorry to any other viewers of my wife's blog. I will only bash my friend once and then be a gentleman and keep to my own blog. (http://lamegreen.blogspot.com/ trust me it is awesome)

Anyways, Danny McKinnley gets on his "Wife's" blog and makes an absurd comment about my grammar skills. I will say I am not the best, but "School House Rock Boy" when did you become King of grammar and listen to everything I say? (You might notice that is a run-on sentence, what's the song for that School House Rock?)

Secondly, the blog off was for the trip that we took like 2 months ago. You blogged and put pretty pictures and everything. I didn't blog about that. I blogged about more important issues at hand. Oh and sorry if there aren't any pictures or coloring books on there. I will keep that in mind for my next post for those who can't read that well.

Thirdly, I am going back to the first accusation again. When have you just sat there and listened to me. If you are talking about Text Messages this accusation needs to be deleted from the records. Who has good grammar in texts? I don't think any one does JTLYK! (Just To Let You Know, I made that one up. Tell your kids. Use it its, oh sorry School House Rock, it's awesome!)

Lastly, I want to leave a good part of this post because my sweet loving awesome beautiful princess school teacher wife will probably want to delete this if I dont have anything nice on it. (I so want to punch you right now Danny. Hooks AWAY!)

On Saturday Lauren and I woke up with the determination of buying a car. We have been wanting to get a Cross Over for a while and we just haven't been able to make it work. So after talking to one of my friends at work, I knew how we could get the car we wanted.

We went over to Ken Garff Nissan "Last of the Little Guys"... wait... wait for it... "We Bend Over Backwards". (Maybe I don't know). Anyways, we went there and started to test drive the Muranos that they had there. We fell in love almost instantly. None of them were black :( You know how Lauren is about having thiings that are black. Black car, black shoes, black toe nail polish, black husb... Moving on. We looked at a few and then crunched the numbers and walked away as owners of our Sweet New MURANO! It isth stho awesthome! Like OMG. (That's Oh My Gosh Danny and not a Typo!) But I am sure you all want to see a picture of it. Well in spite of Danny I will not post one for him... Only Jessie and Max can look. CLOSE YOUR EYES DANNY!

Ok Ok sorry to dissappoint. (You're so lucky Danny that my wife just got home and I can't seem to post a picture that fast!) Picture will come soon. You stink so much danny I can smell you from Centerville!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

congrats on the new car you two! love them!

Emily Hales said...

haha I love you guys...yay!!

Shay said...

Sweet ride, I want to go for a ride, come on over tonight and we can go for a spin!! Caleb you are so...wait for it.. wait for it....FUNNY. Love you guys.

Sarah said...

Hey - you didn't tell me about the car when you called last night! That's why you wanted us to be at Mom and Dad's house! Congrats - I'm glad you got something you can be comfortable and safe in!!! Can't wait to ride in it!

Sarah said...

James likes your new car, but he doesn't like how you spelled "dissappoint". It's actually disappoint.

Jessie said...

caleb is stupid, yeah that's what he is. you even made a grammatical error trying to tell me that i was stupid. how stupid is that?! and that lame green site, yeah maybe if you updated once in a while i could read it and make more grammar corrections for you. are we done fighting yet? iwant my big green giant friend back! and we're doing something this saturday while all the girls are at jessie's shower whether we're friends by then or not! love ya

MacKenzie said...

You need to post more often! ;) How are you guys?! Caleb, thanks for the comment on our blog. The rain rocks here! It's pretty sweet. We miss hanging out with you guys though. We hope everything is going well! Keep us updated! P.S. we're still counting on you guys making your way down here!

LW said...

Hey little lady! Chris ran into yo man today while he was in some meetings today on campus. And it got me thinking how I haven't seen you in such a long time! We should get together some time! Anyhow let me know when you have time!!
xx Lynsey